"Mom", "Destiny (name changed to protect the fibber, who is not my child) said that when we meet the Jonas Brothers for lunch I don't have to bring any money because it'll be their treat. And Hannah Montana will be there!"
"What? You are not having lunch with the Jonas Brothers and I'm sick of hearing about how Destiny is friends with all of these people that she's not".
"But mom. Did you know that Britany Spears got out of jail yesterday"?
"Ah. Don't say another word. I don't care one bit about Britany Spears, and neither should you."
I'm STILL cringing.