Sunday, August 03, 2008

Friendship gone sour?

I don't like drama. Well, I should amend that. I like hearing about drama. I don't like being apart of it. Before David and Victoria moved to The States we got together every chance we could, although with their busy schedule, it wasn't nearly as frequently as Jeff and I would have liked.
Once she even flashed our picture at a press conference when a reporter asked who she and David were meeting for dinner that night. Until I became a famous blogger, we were always an unnamed couple. It worked out really well for all of us.

And then David had to go and pull this stunt. Now Victoria won't speak with me, Jeff is furious, and the whole situation is just plain awkward.

And, yes, that tatoo is permanent.

You can leave your mark, too.
http://www.photofunia.com/
And, for the record, you all know that the "famous blogger" business is said with tongue in cheek, right? I don't really believe that, I just think it's funny. On more than one level. Also, I'm not usually this irreverent on Sunday. I published on the wrong day.

Photobucket

66 comments:

latree said...

wakakakakaak...


*rolling laughing holding my stomach!*

stefanie said...

So funny! I almost missed the picture in the neck wear because I am so fascinated by the tattoos.

MoziEsmé said...

Wow - you have such a glam life! Or do you just have too much time on your hands?!

There's an award on my blog for you . . .

Shannon said...

Haaaa! That is hysterical! How did you get yourself tatoo-ed on David Beckham??

Mekhismom said...

Funny! I love it. You had me going there for a minute.

sassy stephanie said...

OMgosh. That was so funny!

Molly said...

You are too funny!

I think Becks is gorgeous to look at but as soon as he opens his mouth and talks, he has this squeaky little voice and it puts me right off!

Sherri - KaysvilleMomma said...

I agree with Molly!! She is beautiful ---even with the tatoos --but when you hear him speak it's all lost!!

Melissa said...

Bwhahaha! Ok, this post is hysterical!

Laura said...

Love it!

Adelaine said...

Oh my - I was like "SHE KNOWS THEM!!???"

Yeah, I'm kind of naive :)

The Jensens said...

Angie, I LOVE YOU!! hahahahahaha

mannequin said...

I am just so naive. I sat here reading and thinking, "Oh my goodness, she's a celebrity" (not that you are not an internet celebrity, of course). It was only after reading another comment from one more worldly than I that I realized just how naive I may be and just how silly you are.

Rhonda said...

ROTFL!!!

girlytwins said...

Now I really must meet you in person so you can introduce me to the Beck's. I will totally ride on your 'famous blogger' coat tails. :)

Elizabeth said...

Hilarious!

Playgroup said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Tash said...

you are so funny. Good one!! He purses his lips like i do when I look in the mirror...
Well it will all blow over hopefully and Jeff will forgive you for being so desirable!!!

Crazy Daisy said...

I love it! I too found http://www.photofunia.com/ a few days ago! It has been great fun!

Jocasta said...

so funny!

I'll be trolling the internet now looking for that site so Becks can have a reminder of me!

Yes, my name is Arizona said...

I'll take a reminder of Becks ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

Love the tattoo he got to remember you by. He can put mine on that empty shoulder he's got.....hehe...

Jessica said...

Am I the only one who had to reread that? I am one gulible (sp?) girl! You made me laugh..as usual.

Jaysi said...

That is hysterical!!!

Brittany Iverson said...

I hate to tell you this but my hubby and I are their new go to couple. It looks like you've been replaced. Sorry Charlie.

OK This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my whole life! You crack me up.

Gunnisac Sandersons said...

Irreverent,maybe a tad, but it was stinkin' hilarious!!!! I wont ever complain about you putting half naked David on your page. Oh, that was irreverent! LOL!!!

Melissa B. said...

I'm with you all the way on David B. Posh doesn't deserve him--give him to moi! Hi, my name is Melissa B., and I'm introducing myself to you courtesy of my Bloggy Friend, Veggie Mom. I'm caving in to the commercial pressure and hosting a giveaway/contest starting tomorrow. I just returned from Asbury Park NJ, home to Jersey roots rock, aka Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Van Zandt, etc. I've got a couple of cool prizes to give away to celebrate the Dog Days of Summer, so tune please tune in!

Rhea said...

You are SO creative. Hilarious post. Loved it! What a fun idea.

I'm glad your eye surgery went well! Congrats!!

Casey's trio said...

Too funny!

Laurie said...

I am really embarrassed to say that I totally at first thought you knew them.

Then I realized... So funny and imaginative.

P.S~ Nice body!!

Kacey Randolph said...

Brad & Angelina told me to tell you as soon as they get the twins nice and settled they are ready for a night out.

You crack me up. Thanks for the laugh...and eye candy.

Jaime said...

What the?

Funny girl.

Tiffany said...

You.Crack.Me.Up. This is hysterical... I must go check that place out!

Collegegirl said...

You had me going for a moment! That was so funny! I am looking into the website now!!! :)
~Elyse~

Octamom said...

Brad and Angie did the same thing to us, so we had to cut the friendship off--it's hard, but I know you'll get through it--;o)

Glad the Sunday Selah spoke to you--and glad to know I'm not the only one!!
Blessings!

Melissa said...

That's pretty cool.

Munchkins and Music said...

I can only say hahahahahaha!

Rhonda said...

You totally lost me on your comment. lol Were you talking about the "Nothing tastes as good as it feels to be thin"? The leader at Weight Watchers said it one time when I was going a couple of years ago.

Now, if only I could live by it.... lol

Cecily R said...

Angie, your sense of humor is AWESOME. I know no one else who could make a Beckham tat that funny!!!

Laurie M. said...

Hahaha! This is too funny!

Connie said...

That is so funny!! The things you find....

Z's Mom said...

OMG....you are hilarious!!!!! Those photos are brilliant!

Z's Mom said...

OMG....you are hilarious!!!!! Those photos are brilliant!

Kally said...

OMG, I am still cracking up laughing!

Carrie said...

I'm glad that I am not the only suburban mother who is friends with Celebrities. Ha!

Wonderfully funny post!

Melissa said...

That's about as genius as it gets right there! You are the Queen Clown! I love it!!!!!!
See you when I get back....

Tiff said...

HAHA! Oh my gosh, totally made my day. So funny!

VE said...

Can I get a huge tattoo of you too? That's my life dream.... ;)

Kim Heinecke said...

Okay, I seriously had to read that twice. That.is.funny.

Thanks for stopping by Deliberate HOpe today for SITS Recipe.

I'll be back here. You're a hoot.

Kimmers said...

You've been tagged! (see my blog)

And also? This post totally cracked me up.

Amy said...

That was funny. Yea I'm totally not against tattoos just not on my 46 year old mother. Thanks for the comment!

Veggie Mom said...

Thanks for Sharing the Comment Love and for your wonderful review of Pop'rs! I had fun writing today's Pop'rs post--since there were comments from three very different gals, it was a challenge, but a rewarding one, after all! BTW, Uncle Lynn has authorized another Great Pop'rs Giveaway--it starts tomorrow, so stay tuned!

Summer said...

Um, LOL!

Heather said...

eeww. i'm going to have to go play. this is all too funny!

tinabean1988 said...

Ok you are seriously cracking me up I LOVE IT!!!
You have the best imagination (Sorry The best Life, I mean come on Mr Sexy himself I'm so jealous of you right now).

Migraine Mom said...

Too funny! The post that is, that "eye candy" is just delicious! YUm!

Helene said...

OMG...that is too funny!!!!!! Definitely made me giggle outloud!

MomMega said...

Haha!! That is awesome, I can't wait to try that site out!

Jennifer P. said...

My friend Jenny in Australia turned me on to this site and I played with it for hours on Sunday. Kept convincing myself it was "uplifting" and therefore ok for the sabbath :)!

I love the Beckham one!

Debra said...

ROFL!!!!!

Stephanie said...

You look really great on his abs...Jeff considering?!

Your creativity always amazes me!

GoteeMan said...

Thought you were serious there for a minute - you got me...

J/

Leslie said...

Pretty darn clever...I like it!

Taya said...

Oh my goodness... so funny! Where do you come up with this stuff! I almost didn't see the Becks tat because I was staring at those amazing abs...

Kristin said...

wow, I had no idea he was sooooo hot. I think I need a cold shower...

Rebecca said...

You funny, funny girl. I'll be playing around with that one!

mandy said...

oh now THAT is a fun new internet toy! haha

kim sent me.