It just gets better. Today I woke up with a black eye. Oh, yeah. I'm sporting a new look. Swollen, bruised, and trying to look as pathetic as possible. Maybe tomorrow I'll get less stares than I did today. See, I wasn't exaggerating. If the outside of my face looks like this, imagine what the inside of my mouth looks like! I can actually see the swelling in my peripheral vision. Weird.
In case you were not sure how un-full my cheeks used to be.